net sex

An older relative of mine who often needs to talk to people about moral issues due to his job wanted some information about attitudes to sex and so turned to his computer. There are no children in his household and he isn't very savvy about filters and safety on the net so he got up google and typed sex.
He tells me he was shocked and embarrassed by the results lol. I told him about making his searches safer so hopefully if he gets stuff like that again it will be because he wants to hehe. Obviously I will be putting the word on my labels for this post jus tso that I can get me some of those hits.

one of the good things about children

I love it when the children are young enough not to have heard all my jokes.

Suddenly my old chestnuts are funny again YAY!

(oh and when I say chestnuts, I don't want you ladies getting excited hehe)

danger stranger

just the other day I was busy delivering my beloved wheelie bins when a young(perhaps 8) girl started watching. She asked me questions about what i was doing and told me which was her house. She asked if she could stand on the tail lift for a ride.
I asked why she wasn't at school and she said her school was closed but all her friends were at school.
She went on to tell me that her mum was at home but asleep in front of the tv and then asked if she could rid ewith me......

OMG! don't people teach their children about danger from strangers any more.