Resting teachers

Because of heavy snow youngest son had no school today because the staff couldn't get in.

Yougest commented that it was good for the teachers to have a rest because they never get a rest at school. He reckons they work through all the breaks and late into the night (has he been brainwashed) and told me that only last week he went into his classroom at break to get some fruit and found his teacher almost asleep over her work.

Eat your words!

I decided to spend my mandatory break having a snooze today so when the time came I parked up in a side street and slipped into dreamland.

10 minutes later i was awoken by repeated sounding of a horn and i opened my eyes to see an angry man pulled up along side me. I opened my window and asked if i could help.

'Are you alright' he enquired
'yes, fine' I replied
'I'm your operations manager'
'Oh, hello'

He went quite puce and them shouted at me

' I don't like finding my drivers parked up for a secret sleep'

'I'm sure you don't' I replied 'but I'm just on my break and you will find it all logged on my tachograph'

'Oh' he said 'OK'

and sped off

Sleeping around

I was soooooo tired last night. I went upstairs to bed only to find that eldest daughter (who is ill at the moment) had fallen asleep on my bed while watching tv, my partner and two sons were also asleep on and my the bed and, bizarrely, on a camp bed near by.
I just couldn't be bothered to move people around and so, because I need to be near the alarm, I just laid on the landing with my head in the doorway and slept like that.