Because a number of you have received a certain calendar featuring semi naked football players the time has come to address a very important issue.
I know that you are all absolutely dying for me to bring out the naked toad calendar and, to be honest, there is a part of me which yearns for the fame and adoration that it would bring.
BUT
I am sorry to disappoint you all. I am no the man I once pretended to be and the window of opportunity for such an action has passed.
Please understand that I have made this decision with your best interests at heart.
I could sell you a dream but then we would end up getting into costly litigation when I failed to deliver.
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6 comments:
Howzabout a naked robot calendar?
that has definate possibilities
You are pretty hilarious.
awwwww, I've never been called pretty before. thank you Kellypea.
Oh and welcome to my blog please feel free to hang around, sign the guest book, buy us all drinks etc
Naked toads. No thanks LOL! we don't want to witness warts!
Now who would express such a wish!
ah Mona, there are so many people in the world, there must be some who desire toadflesh hehe
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